Sunday, August 21, 2016

Joke of the day - The Virtues of Punctuality

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It's in the Smile
Dentist Jokes
Submitted by mlr9

A boy met a girl....

Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.

Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

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The Virtues of Punctuality
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Marty

My wife has been stressing the importance of punctuality to me recently. I made a point of picking her up early at the bridge club for the first time today.

You should have seen the shocked looks of the faces of the ladies when they found out I’m alive. Apparently my wife has been referring to me as her late husband.


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