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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #604
By SimpleSentiments.com from Pembroke Pines Florida Unknown
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was a cripple."
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Interpersonal Skills :: #2589
By Elizabeth Swafford from El Monte, Ca. USA.
Attitude
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright -
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