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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just
locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
"Please let me in," says the man desperately. "I forgot to
buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't come home
with one."
"Okay," says the butcher. "Let me see what I have left." He
goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one
scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.
"That one is too skinny. Don't you have anything else?"
pleaded the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a
few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.
"Oh, no," says the man, "That one doesn't look any better.
You better give me both of them!"
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But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also
sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also
bountifully. Every man according as he purposeth in his
heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for
God loveth a cheerful giver.
And God is able to make all grace abound toward you; that ye,
always having all sufficiency in all things, may abound to
every good work: (As it is written, He hath dispersed abroad;
he hath given to the poor: his righteousness remaineth for
ever.
Now he that ministereth seed to the sower both minister
bread for your food, and multiply your seed sown, and
increase the fruits of your righteousness;) being enriched
in every thing to all bountifulness, which causeth through
us thanksgiving to God.
For the administration of this service not only supplieth
the want of the saints, but is abundant also by many
thanksgivings unto God; whiles by the experiment of this
ministration they glorify God for your professed subjection
unto the gospel of Christ, and for your liberal distribution
unto them, and unto all men; and by their prayer for you,
which long after you for the exceeding grace of God in you.
Thanks be unto God for his unspeakable gift.
-2 Corinthians 9:5
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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