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Kid Jokes :: #3912 By Anonymous from USA. Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, " I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons." "Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair." "I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #2389 By Isabel from TX USA. Inner insite The persons that seem to be the strongest, are the ones who are most weak. ~The persons that always defend others, are the ones who most need your help. ~The persons that spend most their time visiting others, are the ones who most need your company. ~The persons that spend most of the time helping others, are the ones who most need help.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com