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Animal Jokes :: #12773 By Anonymous from USA. A man takes his dog to the vet. "My dog is crossed eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "Well," says the vet, "let's take a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he is cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Improve your Vocabulary :: #329 By Vanessa Wilkin from Calgary Canada It´s in there When a new word pops up while reading, try to decipher its meaning from the content of the surrounding sentence. Instead of looking the unfamiliar word up in the dictionary, examine more closely the sentence that contains the word.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com