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Musician Jokes :: #20523 By Dr Ron Grassi,DC,MS. from Jupiter Florida USA. Two Musicians' in a major symphonic orchestra were discussing who they thought the LEAST talented musician in the band was. One of them said; that's easy. See that guy standing in the back? Well, we just put two sticks in his hands and we call him a Drummer. The other responded; well, if we take one stick away, we call him a Conductor! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Business :: #1220 By Mark Huling from Fleming Island, Fl. USA. Indian Proverb on attaining goals When you shoot an arrow for distance, aim high not on the level, for even if it does not go the distance you desired, it will go much farther than it would have if you had shot it on the level.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com