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Lawyer Jokes :: #13 By Michael Salvaggio from Unknown A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk. The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?" St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Stress Control :: #6217 By Chris from Roselle USA. Stress Had a stressful day? Feel better fast by having a staring contest with your pet. In a study in the journal Hormones and Behavior, when dog owners maintained eye contact with their pets for about 2½ minutes, they experienced a 20% spike in oxytocin, a feel-good hormone that sends away negative feeling and encourages calm and relaxation.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com