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Police Jokes :: #13351 By Anonymous from USA. A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car? Asked the officer. "I use them in my juggling act," says the juggler. "Oh yeah?" "Let's see you do it." Says the policeman. So the man starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I stopped Drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Safety :: #27 By Dan Greenhill from Middlebury USA. Rear seat seatbelt use can save your life as a driver! Even if you're riding in the front seat and wearing your seatbelt you can avoid having rear seat passengers becoming projectiles by having them wear their seatbelts. A recent study revealed that wearing a seatbelt in the backseat of a car could dramatically reduce the risk of death and injury to front-seat occupants. In a review of over 100,000 automobile accidents, researchers concluded that the use of seatbelts in the backseats could have reduced fatal injuries to front-seat occupants by as much as 80%.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com