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Doctors Jokes :: #5417
By Anonymous from USA.

Jay went to a psychiatrist. "Doc, he said, "I've got trouble.

Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it.

I get under the bed; I think there's somebody on top of it.

Top, under, under top. I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink.

"Come to me three times a week and I'll cure you."

"How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

"I'll think about it."

Jay never went back. Some time later he met the doctor on the street.

"Why didn't you ever come to see me again? Asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred buck a visit? A bartender cured me for 10 dollars."

"Is that so! How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed."




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Words of Knowledge :: #346
By Bonny Danemiller from Toronto Canada

Be without
To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.

- Bertrand Russell



 
 
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