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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #23770 By Freddie Pitz from Canada A doctor worked on the tenth floor of an office building. In the building was a pub, where the doctor had a lemon daiquiri, every day at quitting time. The bartender's name was Dick. One dyadic found out he didn't have any lemons and no time to get any. So he thought he would make up a hickory daiquiri instead and at the end of the day, the doctor would be too tired to notice. The doctor sat down, took a sip and said "This isn't a lemon daiquiri, Dick!"...To which Dick replied, "No, it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Relationships :: #3455 By Eric Davies from Lower Moutere New Zealand If I had my child If I had my child If I had my child to raise again I'd build self esteem first and the house later I'd finger paint more and finger point less I'd do less correcting and more connecting I'd take my eyes off my watch and watch more with my eyes I would care to know less and know to care more I'd take hikes and fly more kites I'd stop playing seriously and seriously play I would run through more fields and gaze at more stars I'd do more hugging and less tugging.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com