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Entertainment Jokes :: #16910 By Anonymous from USA. Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines, and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he new the other two. "Oh yes" he said. "They 're my friends." "In that case," warned the officer, "you'd better get them out of here!" "Yes, sir" the man replied, and he began rowing furiously Forward this joke to your friends >>   Home Life :: #105 By Melissa Schneider from Chicago USA. Zapping Static Cling If you have problems with static cling in the winter, try using lotion instead of traditional static cling sprays. Just rub lotion into hands and apply to legs or even directly onto stockings where the static is causing your skirt or pants to cling. It works better than sprays!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com