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Family Jokes :: #18953 By Anonymous from USA. A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" The father asks the young man. "I am a Torah scholar." He says. "A Torah scholar, Hmmm," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?" "I will study," the young man said, and God will provide for us." "And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father. "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us." "And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?" "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancé. The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide. Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?" The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Automotive :: #760 By Alicia from Barrington USA. Prepping your car for vacation Before you set off on your car trip, follow the checklist from the National Automotive Parts Association to reduce the risk of vacation breakdown. - Check to see whether fluid levels under the hood are adequate: oil, coolant, brake, windshield-wiper, transmission, and battery fluids. - Replace worn wiper blades. - Make sure that all tires (including the spare) are properly inflated. - Replace tires that show uneven tread wear and bulges. Most roadside emergencies result from blowouts. - Have your tires rotated and balanced, if you have not done so for more than a year, and have the alignment checked. - Check for visible cracks or bulges in engine belts and hoses, and replace any that look suspicious. - Tap the horn a few times to make sure it is working and is loud enough.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com