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Animal Jokes :: #23861 By John Teixeira from Barueri São Paulo Brazil There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: Help me, please help me; there is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me; can you please help me, and send the fire squad right away? Take it easy, cats don't hurt us, just relax wait until he leaves. You don't understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me; it is going to be fatal! Cats aren't like snakes or spiders that are poisonous, by the way who is calling? I'm Josephine's parrot you jerk! Help me please, please help! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Money :: #626 By Pete Prestipino from Chicago USA. Reduce Credit Card Debt with Spare Change Millions of people have a substantial amount of credit card debt. I was lucky enough to get the following tip from my parents who paid off all of their credit cards in less than one year with this strategy! You may not realize it, but you probably accumulate at least one hundred dollars in spare change every month. Use that change solely for the purpose of paying off credit cards. At the end of the month, send the credit card companies a check for the amount of the change you have collected in addition to your monthly payment. It can become a game; I even pick up change off the ground!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com