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Little Johnny Jokes :: #14169 By from Unknown Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said "Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts" Immediately little Johnny said, "Ooh me sir me" The coach then said, "But Johnny you are the worst in the team!" Then Johnny said, "I know, but goalposts can't jump!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Self-Improvement :: #6312 By Joe from Wilkinson USA. As it should be... Science says that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, a cause and effect, therefore all is as it should be or it would be different.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com