Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Joke of the day - You Must Be Old

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You Must Be Old
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Submitted by HENNE

Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks.

"Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn these when I was 183."

Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, "How old are you now?"


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Your Own Fault

If you continue to dance in the theater of vanity and pride, then the only applause you will ever get is the recognition in others that you really are a fool.


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