Monday, August 22, 2016

Joke of the day - Hitting All the Notes

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Jamaica?
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by Quantum321

I told my friend that my wife and I had a huge argument and she left for the Caribbean.

"Jamaica?" he asked.

"No," I replied, "she went of her own accord."

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Hitting All the Notes
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Submitted by Alan Valentine

A wannabe singer was auditioning for a part in a musical, in which she had to sing a song. She gave it her best shot and when she was done, asked the producer if she hit all the right notes.

"You certainly did," the producer replied. "You packaged them quite conveniently around all the wrong ones."


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