Joke of the day - Weight Gain Motivation

New Garlic Diet Misc Jokes Submitted by Elijah Scot Did you hear about the new garlic diet? You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.

Weight Gain Motivation Marriage Jokes Submitted by Osama Fayyaz Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model on her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method. The downside to this was that her husband ended up gaining fifteen pounds.

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com The Delusion of Every Generation Each age is but one link in the chain that connects the past with the future. It is the delusion of each age that it is not just a link, but the anchor for both the past and the future.

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