Monday, April 3, 2017

Joke of the day - Pay Day

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His Lucky Watch
Puns
Submitted by Savannah

Why didn't the man look for his lucky watch?

he didn't have the time!

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Pay Day
Money Jokes
Submitted by Rajesh

A man was very excited when he saw the text message on his phone, "Salary credited to your bank account." Jumping for joy, he rushed towards his car to go out shopping. As soon he opened the door of the car, he received another message, "Car loan debited from bank account."

He closed the door of the car and decided to take a taxi. As he halted a taxi, he got another message, "Credit card payment made." He changed his mind again and started walking towards a local mall. As he entered the mall, he got yet another text, "Please maintain minimum balance in your bank account."

He turned around and started walking back home.

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The Easiest Lessons to Learn

The kind of learning that has the greatest appeal, is the learning that indicates that what we already knew is all that we need to know.


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