Sunday, July 9, 2017

Joke of the day - How Old Are You?

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Never Trust An Atom
School Jokes
Submitted by Jquattro

A fifth grade science teacher began her discussion of atoms by saying, "Never trust an atom... they make up everything!"

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How Old Are You?
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by Leibel

Nurse: "How old are you?"

Patient: "None of your business."

Nurse: "But the doctor must know your age for his records. Please, just tell me, I'm going to find it out anyway."

Patient: "Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that?"

Nurse: "Yes. Fifty."

Patient: "All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get?"

Nurse: "Zero."

Patient: "Right. And that's exactly the chance of me telling you my age."

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"Knowledge helps only when it descends into habits."

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