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Elderly Jokes :: #1066 By Terry Lockheart from Unknown A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently." "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother'? It would make me feel so much better." "Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" He asked, "I only purchased a few things!" "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Interpersonal Skills :: #137 By Ann Freeman from Jackson USA. Jealousy As you are growing up try not to suppress any feelings of envy that you have. If suppressed, these feelings of jealousy will continue to grow within you. Envying what others possess is a waste of your time. Jealousy is a destructive emotion that will only grow stronger unless you do something about it. Deal with the emotion and stop it before it begins to fester.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com