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Elderly Jokes :: #110 By from Unknown Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back -- wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem? "Ma'am," the officer replies, you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers. Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-two miles an hour! "The old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time, "the officer asks. Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Career Skills :: #857 By Angelic Cook from Pittsburgh USA. Work At Home Job Search Advice When searching for a work at home job on the Internet be sure to verify the legitimacy of any job lead sources. Many web sites on the Internet claim to offer legitimate work at home job leads. My words of wisdom for your work from home job search is to: 1. Call the telephone number listed on the web site and speak to a live person. If the web site does not offer a telephone number. Do not order their products. 2. Check to make sure the web site offers a money back guarantee. 3. Check out the web site company's street address. Make sure it is not a PO Box address. No Street address, no money. 4. Check out the web site to see if they belong to any consumer watch organizations. 5. If all the above requirements are meant and you order and the web site company's products are no good, you can find someone there to turn to for that refund.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com