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Question / Answer Jokes :: #1041 By mike from Unknown Things To Do In An Elevator 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 4) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 5) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 6) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 7) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 8) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 9) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 10) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 11) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 12) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 13) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 14) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 15) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Financing :: #74 By Kate from Chicago USA. Don't blow it all at once... invest it. Have a difficult time saving? Many Americans can expect a tax refund this year. If you will be receiving a refund, consider investing the amount instead of just spending it all on fun, luxury items. Look into your 401k or paying back some debt. You'll appreciate it in the long run.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com