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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #16809 By Anonymous from USA. A man was walking down the street when he came across a body lying on the sidewalk. He ran to a phone and called 911. The operator asked him where he was and the man replied, "I'm on Sycamore Drive." "How do you spell that?" the operator asked. "S-i-c-k…" the man began. "No, s-i-c-a….." no, s-i-k-a…. oh heck, let me drag him over to Lake street and I'll call you back." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Love & Dating :: #2317 By mike swindlehurst from bournemouth United Kingdom Ingredients for a wedding Ingredients 4-lb of love 1-lb of youth 0.5-lb of good looks 1-lb of sweet temper 1-lb of blindness to faults 1-lb of self-forgetfulness 1-lb of powdered wit 1-lb of good humor 2 -tbsp of sweet argument 1- pint of rippling laughter 1- wine glass of common sense 1- oz of modesty Put the love, good looks and sweet temper into a well-furnished house. Beat the butter of youth to a cream and mix well to blindness of faults. Stir the pounded wit and good humor in to the sweet argument; then add the rippling laughter and common sense. Work the whole together until everything is mixed and bake gently forever. (Found in a church book of recipes about 1900AD)     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com