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Little Johnny Jokes :: #19559 By Roy from United Kingdom Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?' Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #872 By Ashley Moore from Ohio USA. Products of our Past We are products of our past, but we don't have to be prisoners of it. Listen: those who have hurt you in the past cannot continue to hurt you now unless you hold on to the pain through resentment. For your own sake, learn from it, and let it go.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com