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Marriage Jokes :: #2667 By Anonymous from USA. Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?" Wife: "In the swimming pool." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Love Quotes :: #739 By anonymous from falls church USA. It might have been " When I look back, way back, I sometimes think that that particular angel of light could have been my second half, if only I'd done something to show her my heart; perhaps a gesture, an exchange of friendly words, a compliment, a brush against the shoulder even. Then the saddest four words conjure up in my mind: It might have been. Is shyness, timidness, or even the thought of, what if, enough to overrule and outweigh the feeling of regret bore in,"It might have been", that'll follow us to our graves. The struggle is a complicated one, but then again, that's the price and battle of love.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com