Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Joke of the day - Little White Lie

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Children For Sale
Family Jokes
Submitted by srg

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I'd had enough.

"I think I'm going to sell them," I hissed to my sister.

"You're crazy," she said.

"For thinking of selling them?"

"For thinking someone would buy them."

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Little White Lie
Kid Jokes
Submitted by stee

I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.

The triage nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted out, "Five-foot-eight and 125 pounds."

While the nurse pondered this information, my mother leaned over to me. "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet."

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We forget more readily those that step on our toes than those that step on our feelings.


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