Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Joke of the day - The Magic Penny

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Do the Unthinkable
One Liner Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

There comes a time when all people break down and do the unthinkable...

They read the manual!

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The Magic Penny
Family Jokes
Submitted by Mary

We had just finished tucking our five kids into bed when three-year-old Billy began to wail. Turns out, he had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure he was going to die.

Desperate to calm him, my husband palmed a penny that he had in his pocket and pretended to pull it from Billy's ear.

Billy was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from my husband's hand, swallowed it, and demanded, "Do it again!"

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