It's a Mother's Day miracle ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
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| | A MOTHER'S DAY MIRACLE: HOFF'S MOM DUMPS MR. TERRY | | It's the moment Hoff had been waiting for, his mom finally kicked his deadbeat step-dad out of the house. | | | | |
| | As an act of chivalry, Mr. Terry left behind his home protection system for Hoff's mom. | | The system is a youth baseball bat Mr. Terry found along with a large flashlight. | | Mr. Terry was sure Hoff's mom will call him soon because of all the stuff he did around the house. | | Sure, he was the one who usually clogged the toilets, but Mr. Terry wasn't one for nuance. | | Mr. Terry wrote Hoff an email letting him know that he and his mother never had any intimacy issues. | | Terry went into great detail about their sexual experiences. | | Ideally, Hoff would like his mom to get back with his dad, but there's an air of mystery about Hoff's paternity. | | Hoff's mom calls him a "curveball baby," so Hoff thinks his biological father might be a professional baseball player. | | After two weeks, Hoff's mom wrote him an email explaining how she was a woman with needs... | | ...and that Mr. Terry would be moving back in. | | | | |
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