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Kid Jokes :: #1053 By Carlos Cruz. from Unknown Dear Son, Your Pa has a new job. The first in 48 years. We are a little better, off now, getting $17.96 every Thursday. So we up and thought we'd do a little fixin' up. We sent to Rosemont and Seasbuck for one of them there bathrooms you hear so much about and it took a plumber to put it in shape. On one side of the room is a great big long thing, something like the hogs drink out of, only you get in it and wash all over. Over on the other side is a little white thing called a sink, this is for light washing, like face and hands, but over in the other corner we really got something. There you put one foot in, wash it clean, pull a chain and get fresh water for the other foot. Two lids come with the darn thing and we ain't had any use for them in the bathroom, so I'm using one for a bread board and the other we framed grandmother's picture in. They were awful nice people to deal with and they sent us a roll of writing paper with it. Take care of yourself son. Your Maw Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Words of Knowledge :: #1758 By Vintage 67 from Milton keynes United Kingdom "There's Them" "There's them that KNOW" "There's them that DON'T know" "Then there's them that DON'T know they don't know!"     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Male Jokes :: #491 By Alicia Mohler from Unknown One man said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Fitness :: #13 By Kate from Chicago USA. Correlation Between Strength Training and Blood Pressure A recent study showed that a consistent weight training program may help lower blood pressure. A group of men and women who participated in a strength-training program for six months noticed a decrease in their resting diastolic blood pressure readings.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #10923 By Lee Elvin from London United Kingdom A young man tutored his sweetheart maths, he thought of it as his mission, he kissed her once then once again and said "There, that's addition!" She took it upon herself to return the pleasant action, she kissed once and once again, smiled and said "and that's subtraction!" Now she'd learned the basics without too much complication, they kissed each other once, then twice, and said "that must be multiplication!" Meanwhile the young lady's father had this 'lesson' in his vision, he kicked that boy ten foot out the door and said "Then that is long division!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Words of Knowledge :: #1675 By Pennie Dean from my Mum from Sydney Australia True Friendship True Friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False ones like autumn leaves found everywhere.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Curious when she found two black-and-white negatives in a
drawer, Jane had them made into prints. She was pleasantly
surprised to see that they were a picture of her as a younger,
slimmer person, taken on one of her first dates with her
husband.

When showing him the photos, his face lit up. "Wow, look at
that!" he said with appreciation. "It's my old Plymouth!"
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For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
-Matthew 6:21

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Work Jokes :: #19785 By juana from lushnja albania Albania A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it; Fifty people swindled!" Fifty people swindled! Curios, a man walked over, bought a paper, and said, "Hey kid, this is an old paper, where's the story about the big swindle?" The newsboy ignored him and went on calling out, "read all about it; Fifty-one people swindled!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Interpersonal Skills :: #2968 By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. CONFUSION IN HIGH PLACES When others say that they know what they're thinking, but they just don't know how to put it into words, what they're trying to express are feelings and not thoughts.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wears.
As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy
sitting on the front steps.

"Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small boy.

"Yeah, she's home," the boy said, scooting over to let him past.

The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked
once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to
the boy, the fellow said, "I thought you said your mother
was home!?"

The kid replied, "She is; but this isn't where I live."
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Where are you from?

And you hath he quickened, who were dead in trespasses and
sins; wherein in time past ye walked according to the course
of this world, according to the prince of the power of the
air, the spirit that now worketh in the children of
disobedience: among whom also we all had our conversation
in times past in the lusts of our flesh, fulfilling the
desires of the flesh and of the mind; and were by nature the
children of wrath, even as others.

But God, who is rich in mercy, for his great love wherewith
he loved us, even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened
us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved;) and hath
raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly
places in Christ Jesus: that in the ages to come he might
shew the exceeding riches of his grace in his kindness
toward us through Christ Jesus.

For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of
yourselves: it is the gift of God: not of works, lest any
man should boast. for we are his workmanship, created in
Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained
that we should walk in them. -Ephesians 2:1

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
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Joe Cosity

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Educational Jokes :: #17904 By N Mutaka from Nigeria A student burst into his professor's office and says; "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Words of Knowledge :: #1078 By Anne from Peterborough United Kingdom You Can Solve that Problem!!! The man who wanted to move the mountain began with the small stones. Chinese Proverb     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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