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Kid Jokes :: #3609
By Kelly from Indiana USA.
Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it." The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."
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Health :: #5973
By Dr Ron Grassi from Jupiter USA.
Iceing: Effectively & economically at home.
To reduce the inflammation and swelling of a body part, the application of ICE is usually recommended in the first 72 hours. Take a big bag of frozen pease out of the freezer. So, as not to burn the skin, place a damp paper towel over the region of the pease application area. Then apply and CONFORM the pease to the body part with a LITTLE preasure, like wrapping in on to conform with an ace bandage. NEVER apply ice greater than 20 minutes at a time. Ice has the effect of heat after 20 minutes and will cause greater inflammation (The Hunting reflex).
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