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| What's Wrong Doc?
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear.
He says, “Doctor, what is wrong with me?"
The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.”
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| Financial Foresight
Money Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz I'd been working on my business degree for about a year when I finally got to take a popular finance course. I went to the bookstore to buy the text and was shocked to find out that it would cost me $96. I asked how much it was worth if I sold it back at the end of the semester.
"You'll get $24," said the clerk.
"This is insane," I protested as I wrote out the check.
"I know," replied the clerk sympathetically. "I've always thought that a person who buys a book for $96 and then sells it back for $24 should fail the course."
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Spotlighting Hardwork "Hard work spotlights the character of people. Some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all."
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