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Business Jokes :: #16909 By Anonymous from USA. What's this daily charge for 'fruit'? The hotel guess asked the manager. "We didn't eat any." "But the fruit was place in your room every day. It isn't our fault you didn't take advantage of it." "I see," said the man as he subtracted $150.00 from the bill "What are you doing"? Sputtered the manager. "I'm subtracting 50 dollars a day for your kissing my wife." "What? I didn't kiss your wife." "Ah," replied the man, "but she was there." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Home Life :: #600 By Joseph Zituni from Haifa Israel cleaning mirrors with newspaper If you want to clean your mirror, you better use a paper from your daily newspaper, those papers don't leave imprints and drop peaces of paper on the mirror and also it will not harm slight mirrors. It might be the useful tool in your home to burnish your mirrors. .     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com