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| The Anxious Poodle
Animal Jokes
Submitted by stee Poodle: "My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I'm as nervous as a cat."
Collie: "Why don't you go see a psychiatrist?"
Poodle: "I can't. I'm not allowed on the couch."
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| Missing Dog
Animal Jokes
Submitted by stee An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later, there's still no sign of the mutt.
"What did you write in the ad?" his wife asks.
"Here, boy," he replies.
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