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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season

Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the
following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal
Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).

Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden
(it runs up an incredible long distance bill)

Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."

Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and
through the woods to Grandma's house.

All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.

Eggnog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.

Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make
tinsel is highly discouraged.
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For the LORD is a God of knowledge, and by him actions are
weighed. -1 Samuel 2:3

And if ye call on the Father, who without respect of persons
judgeth according to every man's work, pass the time of your
sojourning here in fear: forasmuch as ye know that ye were
not redeemed with corruptible things, as silver and gold,
from your vain conversation received by tradition from your
fathers; but with the precious blood of Christ, as of a lamb
without blemish and without spot: who verily was foreordained
before the foundation of the world, but was manifest in these
last times for you, who by him do believe in God, that raised
him up from the dead, and gave him glory; that your faith and
hope might be in God.

Seeing ye have purified your souls in obeying the truth
through the Spirit unto unfeigned love of the brethren, see
that ye love one another with a pure heart fervently: being
born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by
the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever.
-1 Peter 1:17

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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