Joke of the day - Why Did Mom Marry Dad?

Union Bedtime Story Political Jokes Submitted by Stephen Vanderpool A Union President was sitting at his son's bedside getting ready to read him a bedtime story. He starts out, "Once upon a time and a half..."

Why Did Mom Marry Dad? Family Jokes Submitted by catlover Grade school children were asked the question, "Why did your mom marry your dad?" These are some responses: 1. She got too old to do anything else with him. 2. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 3. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world, and Mom eats a lot!

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