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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
A father had three very active boys. One evening, he was
playing cops and robbers with them in the backyard after
dinner. One of the boys "shot" his father and yelled, "Bang!
You're dead!"
The dad slumped to the ground, and when he didn't get up
right away, a neighbor ran over to see if he had been hurt
in the fall.
When the neighbor bent over, the overworked father opened
one eye and said, "Shhh. Don't give me away. It's the only
chance I've had to rest all day."
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How childish are you?
At the same time came the disciples unto Jesus, saying, who
is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven? And Jesus called a
little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them, and
said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and
become as little children, ye shall not enter into the
kingdom of heaven.
Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little
child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven.
-Matthew 18:1
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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