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Lightbulbs Jokes :: #23344 By Bruce Waldie from Canada How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? NONE, they never get the house! Forward this joke to your friends >>     (Sponsor this newsletter)   Words of Knowledge :: #343 By Phil Chung from Hudson USA. Trust within yourself "Don't go by gossip and rumor, nor by what's told you by others, nor by what you hear said, nor even by the authority of your traditional teachings. Don't go by reasoning, nor by inferring one thing from another, nor by argument about methods, nor from liking an opinion, nor from awe of the teacher and thinking he must be deferred to. "Instead, Kalamas, when you know from within yourselves that certain teachings are not good, that when put into practice they lead to loss and suffering, you must then trust yourselves and reject them." -Anguttara Nikaya     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Little Johnny Jokes :: #23030 By bob bob from USA. Little Johnny is in art class. The art teacher asks, "what are you drawing?" Johnny answers, "a cow eating grass," "where's the grass?" "The cow ate it!" "Oh... what about the cow?" "She ran away!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     (Sponsor this newsletter)   Business :: #2741 By Esosa Ovbiebo from Benin city Nigeria Inspiration. A setback in life gives you an opportunity to cherish the glory inherent in a comeback to life.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Police Jokes :: #23026 By awesome from USA. A police man pulls over a drunk driver for not stopping at a stop sign and asks the driver if he saw the stop sign. The driver replies "I did but it turned red too fast for me to stop." Forward this joke to your friends >>     (Sponsor this newsletter)   Self-Improvement :: #2260 By Maru from singapore Singapore Sucess in future The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Animal Jokes :: #22653 By Dannielle from manchester United Kingdom A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me ... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me ... I must be a God! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Proverbs :: #2273 By Mike Swindlehurst from Bournemouth United Kingdom Dealing with Envy Men never throw sticks at trees that do not have fruit on them - Old Chinese Proverb -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Question / Answer Jokes :: #22497 By sayna from tehran tehran Iran Q: Why do birds hold one of their legs up when sleeping? A: Because if they hold both their legs up, they'll fall. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Proverbs :: #2273 By Mike Swindlehurst from Bournemouth United Kingdom Dealing with Envy Men never throw sticks at trees that do not have fruit on them - Old Chinese Proverb -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Police Jokes :: #7295 By Anonymous from USA. A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said: "Call for backup." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #3754 By Neo from USA. Knowledge He who knows not, and knows not he knows not, he is a fool, shun him. He who knows not, and knows he knows not, he is simple, teach him. He who knows, and knows not he knows, he is asleep, awaken him. He who knows, and knows he knows, he is wise follow him. - Kipling -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

About Web Humor: Vines: Showcasing Creativity In Just Six Seconds

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Web Humor Web Humor Viral Videos Memes & Comics Blogs & Social From Beverly Jenkins, your Guide to Web Humor Hi all! Last week on Web Humor, we explored a hot new free Twitter-based app called "Vine." These six-second videos are like mini-movies that you can easily create with your mobile phone, and some of them are incredibly funny! I downloaded the app myself this weekend and can personally attest that making and watching Vines is seriously addicting. Check out my list of the "must follow" Vine users, and this week you can look for my list of the 10 funniest Vine videos on the web right now. Have a great day, and keep laughing! Bev Vines: Showcasing Creativity In Just Six Seconds First there was micro-blogging, now there is micro-movie making. Have you heard of Vine?  Vine is the newest social media video-sharing program from Twitter.  The free downloadable app allows users to... Read more Search Related Topics:  vines  viral videos  twitter 'The Lonely Island' Is In Good Company Yesterday I was sitting at my desk surfing the web working, when something awesome appeared on my Facebook feed.  At first, all I saw was that one of my favorite somewhat-obscure... Read more Web Slang: Wat? Have you ever been browsing a web forum or blog comment section when you came across an expression or acronym that made you look like this? Sure you have.  We all... Read more Search Related Topics:  slang  memes  jargon Holiday Humor Jokes, videos, comedy songs and other fresh content, all about the Holidays. Related Searches Humor Videos Funny Videos Ever You Tube Funny Funny Memes Funny Youtube Featured Articles Smart Stuff For Kids Funny Websites Viral Videos Best of the Best Web Comics   More from About.com Run Your First 5K Even couch potatoes can be ready for a 5K with just a couple months of training. Read more...> Help! I'm Too Busy Time and stress management tips to help you feel as though you have more time. Read more...> This newsletter is written by: Beverly Jenkins Web Humor Guide Email Me | My Blog | My Forum   Sign up for more free newsletters on your favorite topics You are receiving this newsletter because you subscribed to the About.com Web Humor newsletter. If you wish to change your email address or unsubscribe, please click here. About.com respects your privacy: Our Privacy Policy Contact Information: 1500 Broadway, 6th Floor New York, NY, 10036 © 2013 About.com   Must Reads 10 Most Popular YouTube Humor Clips Ever Spring 2013 Meme Round-Up 10 Funniest Web Expressions And Acronyms 10 Funniest Celebrity Twitter Mistakes 10 Hilarious TV News Bloopers   Follow me on: Advertisement