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The Greatest Day of My Life
Several times while my son-to-be was residing in his mother's womb, a small old man, nymph, elf, ghost, angel-like tailor came to me in silence and measured my body. He was a small creature. I had no idea who he was or what he was doing.
On the day my son was born, the extremely short tailor came back and put a perfectly fitted suit of armor on me, the invisible type of armor, of course. After putting the armor on me, he locked it in place.
Suddenly without words I knew what it was and what it meant.
The suit of invisible armor was "fatherhood".
- Jim Oliver
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not
know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend,
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