Joke of the day - Promotion

Difference Between In-laws and Out-laws Marriage Jokes Submitted by Frank L. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are usually wanted.

Promotion Puns Submitted by Gil Utanes y Calderon One day, out of the blue, one of my twin boys asked, "Dad, how did you support yourself through college?" I said, "I was a working student. Initially, a janitor until I got promoted." "Dad moved up to the second floor," quipped the other.

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Believing Is Deceiving The vain tend to believe every flattery and no criticism. The skeptic tends to believe every criticism and no flattery.

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