Friday, February 26, 2010

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

The poor country man was deeply hurt as he confronted his
wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought.

"How could you do this!" he asked, almost in tears.

"I don't know," his wife wailed. "I was standing in the
store looking at the dress on sale. Then I found myself
trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me,
'You look great in that dress. You should buy it.'"

"Well," the poor country man persisted, "You know how to
deal with him! Just tell him, "Get behind me, Satan!"

"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said "It looks great
from back here, too."
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Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands;
that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the
word be won by the conversation of the wives; while they
behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of
plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on
of apparel; but let it be the hidden man of the heart, in
that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek
and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great
price.

For after this manner in the old time the holy women also,
who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection
unto their own husbands: even as Sara obeyed Abraham,
calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do
well, and are not afraid with any amazement. -1 Peter 3:1

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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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