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| Mime's the Word
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Alan Valentine A mime was arrested and put into an invisible cell at the police station.
They figured if he can't get out of an invisible box on a stage, an invisible prison cell would be twice as difficult.
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| Color Does Matter
Kid Jokes
Submitted by Rajesh A 5 year old kid opened his birthday present to find a new toy car. He went up to his father who had just finished dying his hair. The kid was upset. "Dad, I wanted a red toy car and not a blue one."
The father replied, "A car is a car. Red or blue, color doesn't matter."
The kid said, "Then dad, hair is hair. White or black, color doesn't matter."
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Never Give Up "Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist but you have ceased to live."
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