Wednesday, July 8, 2009

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Today's humor was submitted by Judy Bates. Thanks Judy!

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding
anniversary.

"Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me
that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat," his wife said.

The next morning the wife found a small package in the
driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale.
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Then said he unto the disciples, It is impossible but that
offences will come: but woe unto him, through whom they come!

It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his
neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend
one of these little ones.

Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against
thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him. And if he
trespass against thee seven times in a day, and seven times
in a day turn again to thee, saying, I repent; thou shalt
forgive him. -Luke 17:1

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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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