Friday, October 30, 2009

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The staff at the hospital where Carl was working decided to
dress up for Halloween. He wore his standard X-ray tech's
uniform of a dress shirt, tie and lab coat, but made the
rest of himself up as a werewolf with a shaggy wig, makeup,
long nails and lots of hair on his face and hands.

While he was preparing an examining room for a patient, Carl
realized why technologists always take the time to explain
X-ray safety. There, he overheard a young boy who had seen
him in the corridor ask his mother, "Mommy did that man have
too much radiation?"
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What's your plan this Halloween?

Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. Abstain from
all appearance of evil. -1 Thessalonians 5:21

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Joe Cosity

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