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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #16260 By nicole long from eagle mountain utah USA. Just something funny to read. 1) It's better to be crazy & know it than being sane & doubt it. 2) I'm lost. I've gone out to find me. If I come back before I return, please ask me to wait. 3) I live in my own little world!!! But that's okay, cause they know me there. 4) No lifeguard on duty. Swim at your own risk... 5) Daydreaming is way better than school! 6) Education is the progressive relation of our ignorance. 7) Insanity: A perfectly normal change to a normal mind. 8) The voices in my head are snoring. 9) Me? Psychotic? What gave you that idea? 10) I'm not crazy! It's the rest of you that are freaks! 11) You say I'm psycho like it's a bad thing! 12) Insanity in individuals is something rare but in groups, parties, nations, & epochs... it is the rule!!! 13) Only two things are infinite: the universe, & human stupidity... 14) My fist & your teeth have an appointment... 15) If nobody is perfect then hi, my name is Nobody. 16) Caution: Professionals at work 17) I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. 18) Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off till further notice!!! 19) Lifting weights are fun!!! Use your siblings to your advantage. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Relationships :: #2036 By Bjorn Perks from George South Africa Friendship It takes 1 minute to meet a new friend, 1 hour to admire and respect them, 1 day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Family Jokes :: #11473 By ledonon from rieumes France After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car, his father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home and I wanted to stay with you guys." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #424 By Karen Smith from Denver USA. Everything is all right There are moments when everything goes well, but don't be frightened. - Jules Renard     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Political Jokes :: #20892 By robert smallman from san rafael ca USA. Now that we are into renaming things like Mount Diablo, President Obama wants to rename the San Andreas Fault. His suggestion, Bush's Fault. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Health :: #1580 By Anonymous from USA. Your bones Munch on carrots, the potassium and magnesium in it will strengthen your bones.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Scifi Jokes :: #153 By Anonymous from Unknown A vertically challenged psychic was arrested one day. He escaped from jail and the newspaper headline read, "SMALL MEDIUM AT-LARGE." Forward this joke to your friends >>   One-Liners :: #178 By Victoria Bobrov from Moscow Russia The Truth A lie told often enough becomes the truth. --Lenin     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Doctors Jokes :: #16804 By Anonymous from USA. A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him an exam and found nothing physically wrong with him. "Listen," the doctor said, "if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to stop taking your troubles to bed with you." "It's true," said the patient, "but my wife refuses to sleep alone." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Self-Improvement :: #2259 By Maru from Singapore Singapore Mistakes "A mistake only becomes a failure when you repeat it."     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Lawyer Jokes :: #1362 By Maria from Watervliet New York USA. A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried a creative defense to get his client off the hook. "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few paltry items. His arm is not himself, so I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed soley by his arm." "Well put," the judge replied with a grin. "Using that same logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. Your client can accompany the arm or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's help, he detatched his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Interpersonal Skills :: #2379 By Maggie Brown from Parma USA. When Talking to Children When speaking to your children, say what you mean, mean what you say, but don't be mean when you say it.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Political Jokes :: #13124 By Maggie Brown from Parma Missouri USA. Edward Hale, while chaplain of the U.S. Senate, was asked, "Do you pray for the senators?" He quickly replied, "No. After getting to know the senators, I pray for the people." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Inspirational Poems :: #4049 By JWD from USA. An idea about obstacles In ancient times, a king had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the king for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the big stone out of the way. Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. On approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. As the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse laying on the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the king indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many others never understand. Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve one's condition. - JWD -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com