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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #23669
By Barry Foster from Indianapolis IN USA.
A man walks into a bar, and tells the bartender to pour him a 12 year old single malt scotch "before the trouble starts." The bartender pours his drink and quietly moves away.
After finishing his drink, the man calls the bartender back and tells him "pour me a 15 year old scotch before the trouble starts." The bartender thinks this is very strange but pours him the 15 year old scotch.
After finishing that drink, the man tells the bartender to pour him an 18 year old scotch "before the trouble starts." The bartender is becoming a little worried, but pours him the 18 year old scotch.
Before the man finishes his 18 year old scotch, the bartender finally gets up the nerve to ask: "Say friend, when this trouble is going to start?" To which the man replies: "The trouble starts, when you find out that I don't have any money."
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Health :: #5972
By Dr Ron Grassi from Jupiter USA.
Swimmers Ear, Home Remedy,
To prevent swimmers ear,Place equal (50/50%) mixtures of plain rubbing alcohol and white distilled viniger in a dropper bottle. Place a few drops in each ear BEFORE and AFTER swimming. The alcohol dries the ear while the viniger prevents bacterial growth.This is preferred over ear plugs so you can hear while swimming if any emergencies are called.
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