Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Understanding the Message

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Carrots Anyone?
Holiday Jokes
Submitted by barber7796

Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket...

He was picking his nose.

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Understanding the Message
Kid Jokes
Submitted by stee

During weekly visits to my allergist, I’ve noticed a lot of inattentive parents with ill-behaved children in the waiting room. So I was impressed one day to see a mother with her little boy, helping him sound out the words on a sign.

Finally he mastered it and his mother cheered, "That’s great! Now sit there. I’ll be back in 15 minutes."

What did the sign say?

"Children must not be left unattended."

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