Does Bottled Water Ever Really Go Bad?

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Joke of the day - Costly Water

A Road Racket Computer Jokes Submitted by srg We were at a red light when a car pulled up, its music blasting. "He'll be deaf before he's 25," I said. "That won't help us," my wife replied. "He'll only turn it up."

Costly Water Entertainment Jokes Submitted by Kumar Store keeper: Good morning Sir! How may I help you? Customer: Why is this water bottle cost so much? It's $20 per liter! Store Keeper: Sir, this is pure water from an ancient glacier of the Alps. That's why it is very costly. Customer: Pure water from the Alps, huh? Then why is the date of expiration September 2017?

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Wisdom's Expiration Date "Wisdom is not immutable. As conditions change, so does what is wise. That is, if one is wise."

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