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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A hat was passed around a church congregation to take up an
offering for the visiting minister.

Presently it was returned to him... embarrassingly empty.
Slowly, the parson inverted the hat and shook it
meaningfully. Then raising his eyes heavenward, he exclaimed,
"I thank you, Lord, that I got my hat back from this
congregation."
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Let the elders that rule well be counted worthy of double
honour, especially they who labour in the word and doctrine.
For the scripture saith, Thou shalt not muzzle the ox that
treadeth out the corn. And, The labourer is worthy of his
reward. -1 Timothy 5:17

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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