Cure For Lateness

Barbers Make Good Drivers Business Jokes Submitted by Manding01 Why do Barbers make for good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts!

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Cure For Lateness Business Jokes Submitted by HENNE Bob had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. After a few weeks of this, his boss was mad and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Bob went to his doctor, who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. He got a great night's sleep and actually beat the alarm in the morning. After a leisurely breakfast, he cheerfully drove to work. "Boss," he said, "The pill my doctor subscribed me actually worked!" "That's all fine," said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"

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