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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Dr. Cutter is veterinarian known for his wry humor. He
surpassed himself one summer day when a dog was brought to
him after an encounter with a porcupine.

After over an hour of prying, pulling, cutting, and
stitching, he returned the dog to its owner who asked what
she owed.

"A hundred and fifty dollars, Ma'am," he answered.

"Why that's simply outrageous!" she stormed. "That's what's
wrong with you Maine people, you're always trying to
overcharge summer visitors. Whatever do you do in the
winter, when we're not being gypped here?"

The veterinarian replied, "Raise porcupines, Ma'am."
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Now we exhort you, brethren, warn them that are unruly,
comfort the feebleminded, support the weak, be patient
toward all men. See that none render evil for evil unto any
man; but ever follow that which is good, both among
yourselves, and to all men. -1 Thessalonians 5:14

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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